"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
on a scale from the lightning thief to catching fire how accurate was your book to movie adaptation
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed